1. A king-sized waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000-square-foot
   house, 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
   roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year-old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
   restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
   enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
   cape.  It IS strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
   paint on all four walls of a 20x20-foot room.

5. You should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is "on." When
   using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
   before you get a "hit." A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) won't stop a baseball that
   was hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh, oh!", it's already
   too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year-old boy can start a fire with flint rock eventho a
   36-year-old man says that it can be done only in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
    4-year-old boy.

11. Play Dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super Glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put into a swimming pool, you still
    can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "P B & J" sandwiches, eventho TV commercials
    show that they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look into the oven before you turn it "on"; plastic toys do
    not like hot ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin TX has a 5-minute response time.

21a. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
     dizzy.  
21b. It will, however, make cats dizzy.  
21c. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

22. 80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
    whether they have kids or not.

23. 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.