* I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.... *
* I noticed two large women by the bar. *
* They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are *
* you two ladies from Scotland?" *
* One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!" *
* So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are *
* you two whales from Scotland?" *
* That's the last thing I remember... *