The teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!