Russians and Cars

    An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian
    about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.

    American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here!  How do you
	       get to work?"
     Russian: "We take the bus, or the subway.  We have public
	       transportation everywhere."
	   A:  "Well, how do you go on vacations?"
	   R:  "We take the train."
	   A:  "Well, what if you want to go abroad?"
	   R:  "We don't ever want go abroad."
	   A:  "Well, what if you really HAVE to go abroad?"
	   R:  "We take tanks."