The Push

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 A.M. by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door to find a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!" He slams
the door and returns to bed.

"What was that?" asks the wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.

"Well, did you help him?" asked his wife.  "I did not, it's 3 o'clock in
the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there."

'Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?"

"I think you should be ashamed of yourself!" "God loves drunks, too,
you know."

The man does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out in the pouring
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes!" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing." replied the drunk.