Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 25 per cent of women think their ass is too fat... 10 per cent of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 65 per cent say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway... Speaking of which... There once was a lass from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not shapely and pink As you probably think It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass